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Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."

Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!

by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024


Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is pure love. One thing for sure, Juan or Sebastian, or J-S…he doesn’t even know the complete extent of how his whole gorgeous being lights up Rachel’s heart and mind to a depth that cannot be calculated in numeric terms. It’s like the Richter scale, exponential.

He’s very handsome and very handy and yes it’s possible to be both at once. He’s an international man of mystery, with a penchant for facts. Yes, he’s clever and interesting and always captivates. He is thoughtful and always listens, even to the words left unsaid.

His vibe is chill, the creatures of the universe specifically cats, dogs and periquitos, admire his effortless magnetism.

Everyone should have the pleasure of loving and being loved by Juan Sebastian. But somehow Rachel became the luckiest of all.

I’ve never seen anything this Juan Sebastian in my whole life. What a gift from heaven.

Everything feels so Jean Sebastian, I couldn’t be happier.

I thought I knew that fact but I was Juan Sebastian‘ed to learn otherwise.

I needed to cudddle so I just Juan Sebastian’d it tonight.

11:11

by PeriquitaPeriquito February 24, 2024