Jubilous Juice

A beverage hand-crafted by Sir Joe Volzer, consisting of the following ingredients:

1 2-liter of Squirt Citrus Soda
1 gallon of Fruit Punch
1 bottle of some ghetto 151
Triple Sec to taste

Mix in a Styrofoam container, serve.

"I was so drunk by the time JV made Jubilous Juice, I managed to drop two cups consecutively!"