Jugs Of Wine

A drunk girl or drunk girls.

Dude, look at Cindy! She's such a Jugs Of Wine tonight, 5 beers already!

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jug o wine

N. A humorous moniker for a large wine container, typically glass, that is at or over 4 liters in size. Most appropriate in usage when the wine contained within is an inexpensive brand.

Dude, you bought the jug o wine!

(the inference being, a much larger sized wine container was acquired by the target of the remark - as opposed to a more standard 750 ml wine bottle size)

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.

Husband:

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

Wife:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.

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