JuicyFruit-Stairwell Syndrome

1.Inability to negotiate stairs and chew chewing gum at the same time.
2.Multitask-impaired.
3.Failure associated with being clumsy, while attempting to be cool.

My inability to wax poetic about a favored movie, and remember its title at the same time, shows that I'm hopelessly eaten up with the JuicyFruit-Stairwell Syndrome.