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Julchen

That one person who is good at all of their classes. Knows those weird events in history like the banana war. Has an iron deficiency. Has a puppet raccoon named “Wilhelm,” that they will torture by pushing its nose in and making it a predator. They will win any argument because of there vast knowledge. They call those fake glass pebbles ‘face fillers.’ They have many trinkets and fidgeting things with them at all times. They like big pockets to keep these things in. Big pockets in dresses that make a person look that a poor starving Russian present child in the 1700’s is there desired style.

Friend 1: Oh it’s Julchen!
Friend 2: What fun things are in their pockets today?

by Crow King November 21, 2021


Julchen

That one person who is good at all of their classes. Knows those weird events in history like the banana war. Has an iron deficiency. Has a puppet raccoon named “Wilhelm,” that they will torture by pushing its nose in and making it a predator. They will win any argument because of there vast knowledge. They call those fake glass pebbles ‘face fillers.’ They have many trinkets and fidgeting things with them at all times. They like big pockets to keep these things in. Big pockets in dresses that make a person look that a poor starving Russian present child in the 1700’s is there desired style.

Friend 1: Oh it’s Julchen!
Friend 2: What fun things are in their pockets today?

by Crow King November 21, 2021


Julchen

ginger with glasses who takes everything as a homophobic personal attack. Has an iron deficiency. Will never let you forget that they are neurodivergent, and also a minor.

Julchen just called me a homophobic shit-worm, all I said was that you can't use your iron deficiency as an excuse for being lazy.

by Weezer listener November 21, 2021