Julia Howarding

To Julia Howard something is when someone milks an accident they were involved in for attention or for a pass on something.

Store manager: "Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you can't peel a banana and eat it without paying for it."

Sarah: "I got hit by a car! Do you think it's okay to bully a cripple?!"

Store manager: "Stop Julia Howarding and leave before I call the cops."

Or

Sarah: "That reminds me of the time I got hit by a car and broke most of the bones in my body. I'm so lucky to be alive-"

Chris: "Did I ask?"

Jeff: "Don't mind her, she's just Julia Howarding. That happened two years ago and she never shuts up about it. For fucks sake, we were talking about croissants, how is that even relevant?"