july 1

the day pure legends were born. (missy elliot, raini rodriguez, princess diana, lee taeyong, me, etc.)

Omg you were born on July 1st? You’re a legend!

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july 1

if you came here after looking up your birthday and nothing was here just know a bad bitches ONLY are born on this day xoxo

hey have you met the new girl?
no, but i think her birthday is on july 1st
oh she must be a badass bitch

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july 1

seduce your teacher, loved ones, or a stranger

July 1st: get the peen or coochie from a teacher, loved one or stranger

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july 1

National Prolapse Appreciation Day! Go to PornHub and search Anal Prolapse and have a good ole time.

Hey, today is the July 1, You know what that means. PROLAPSE APPRECIATION!!!

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July 1

The date of birth for kings and gods alone. You will never meet a normal person born on this day.

Tyler: "i heard Jimmy was born on July 1st."
Kelly: "Yeah he watches over heaven now."
Tyler: "Lmao I'm Wet asf."

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July 1

Tree affection day. Where everyone takes 40 minutes to find a nice tree and appreciate it's existence.

" Dude, that's a real hot tree. Ima fuck it for Tree affection day! July 1ST ROCKS "

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July 1

You love summer don't you 👀 you are a lucky person I means that you will never have your b day on a school day (I love you full homo)

Lily: Your b day is on July 1 you are so lucky
Chris: I know right

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