July 24

If you’re born on July 24th u are the sexiest most fine person ever. People born on this day are perfect & deserve nothing but love and happiness. So don’t give them nun BUT LOVE AND HAPPINESS . Mf.

Hoe #1: “Omg... is he born on July 24...”
Hoe #2: “yeah omg. Too bad he has a gf born on february 1.

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July 24

National slap your little or big brother day!

Brother : what day is it?
Me: July 24 you know what that means

Me: slaps the crap out of him.

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July 24

punch your younger/older sibling in the face

today is july 24 so I will punch you in the mouth

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July 24

National suck boobies day
Go grab some boobies and suck em real good

„Man I love july 24“
„Why?“
„Because it‘s suck boobies day“

July 24

Drop kick your little sister day

Brother: “Ooh its July 24! Come here Hessa I get to slap you”

July 24

The day where you ask your partner or anyone you want for any pic or video and they have to send it or they don't love you

guy 1 : dude i asked my gf for a soapy titty pic today
guy 2 :yo did she send it
guy 1 : ofc dude its july 24 duh
guy 2 : thats sick dude , im gonna ask jack for soapy dick pics and nut videos with the sound on
?guy 1 : bro

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July 24

National slap your brother/sister day when your parents can't get mad.

Slap them as hard as you can to get good use there is only 1 July 24th.