Jum™️

Jum™️ is pre-teen cum mixed with Aunt Jemima Maple Syrup, known notably for its use as a lubricant and fuel source. A barrel of Jum™️ is worth about 100 times more than a barrel of oil.

Jum™️ is not to be confused with Jum: The off-brand version of Jum™️ which is a mixture of Aunt Jelilah Maple Syrup and post-teen cum.

Joe said to his momma, "I filled up a barrel of Jum™️ the other day, sold it for a fatty profit."

Momma says, "Oh good, I accidently bought Jum the other day, completely ruined the pancake breakfast."