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First, you must have a chode to complete the Jumbo Shrimp approximately an 8" circumference. Obtain a shrimp cocktail, but this isn't your regular shrimp cocktail...fill the glass with menstrual blood and hang used condoms from the rim. Dip your scrotum in the blood and let soak for a minute while stirring. Meanwhile your partner is doing reservoir shots of stale cum from the used condoms but not swallowing, just gargling. Now, you dip your scrotum into the mouthful of stale jizz while emptying the remains of the menstrual blood into her mouth creating a milky red stew. When the mixture is complete, begin doggy-style intercourse while dipping jumbo shrimp into the concoction. Make sure you get her pregnant.
Chad: "Yo man I got this freaky chick last night."
Jeremy: "Oh yeah?"
Chad: "Yeah man she let me do the Jumbo Shrimp!"
Jeremy: "Damn, let's hope she's pregnant!"
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A classification of a relationship. Something more than friends with benefits but not necessarily exclusive. It's basically being exclusive with one person but you have a built-in 3 strike random hookup policy. It's for those who want to be exclusive but tend to get into trouble...so it doesn't really make sense; like jumbo shrimp.
The target audience is long-distance couples.
"So how long have you guys been dating?"
' - Whoa, dating? No, we're just jumbo shrimping.'
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One that is vertically challenged and at the same time overweight.
"That dude can't beat me at basketball, just look at him, he's a jumbo shrimp."
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An enlarged labial region, occasionally including the clitoris. See Also..Blowout, Flat Tire
The local stripper pulls the squirrel cover to the side to reveal the jumbo shrimp.
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a phrase that has now taken the place of "cool" So... if your going to say cool..say "JUMBO SHRIMP!!"
OMG..thats so jumbo shrimp!
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When your duck is so fat that it's 10x thicker then it is in length
Kevin Collins got the jumbo shrimp
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