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A great peice of Cinematic magic,
Welcome to Jurassic Park..
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The best American movie ever made. (There are other movies which are foreign that are slightly better)
If you don't like Jurassic Park, then you will die a virgin.
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A Small Costa Rican designed as a theme park for rich tourists but ended up overrun by over 15 species of dinosaurs and eventually bombed by the CRNG.
richard hammond "i think i'll create a park full of incredibly dangerous animals that we know nothing about and parade them in front of rich idiots. i think i'll call it, jurassic park"
Henry Wu "i'll put the kettle on"
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Correct way to spell Jurassic park, congrats!
Also a book (later transpired into a film trilogy) about a theme park with Dinosaurs.
Just be thankful you spelt it right.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurassic Park?
Guy 2: Isn't it Jurrassic Park?
Guy 1: I don't wanna know you anymore
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You could go engineer some giant monsters and go live on an island with them. You could - but that does not mean you should...
Peter approached the pretty girl with intent; he was ready to wow her with his extensive knowledge of hand-to-hand combat and home addresses of porn stars, but he hesitated and reselected different subject matter. Peter considered Jurrasic Park and chose a different path...
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A girl lays down, getting penetrated anally, vaginally, and orally. Meanwhile, with her free hands, she is furiously jerking off too other phallus. The result looks like a pack of velociraptors feeding on their prey.
That girls can multitask --- she did a Jurassic Park while her dinner was cooking.
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A place where lots of old people meet. It could be a show by a band from the sixties, or a social or country club.
When the Rolling Stones came to play at Giants Stadium, that place turned into Jurassic Park.
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