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When you watch Jurassic Park at high volume to mask the sound of moaning during vigorous sex.
"Adam and his girlfriend were Jurassic Parking last night while his parents were home."
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A great peice of Cinematic magic,
Welcome to Jurassic Park..
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The best American movie ever made. (There are other movies which are foreign that are slightly better)
If you don't like Jurassic Park, then you will die a virgin.
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A Small Costa Rican designed as a theme park for rich tourists but ended up overrun by over 15 species of dinosaurs and eventually bombed by the CRNG.
richard hammond "i think i'll create a park full of incredibly dangerous animals that we know nothing about and parade them in front of rich idiots. i think i'll call it, jurassic park"
Henry Wu "i'll put the kettle on"
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Correct way to spell Jurassic park, congrats!
Also a book (later transpired into a film trilogy) about a theme park with Dinosaurs.
Just be thankful you spelt it right.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurassic Park?
Guy 2: Isn't it Jurrassic Park?
Guy 1: I don't wanna know you anymore
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Phrase coined by that example to us all, Alan Partridge.
It is best described as an expression of joy at a favourable outcome. You could also use "cash back!", "in off the red!", "Mary Poppins!", or of course, "Kiss my face!"
Director of the BBC: "Alan, I'm giving you another series"
Alan Partridge: "Jurassic Park!"
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You could go engineer some giant monsters and go live on an island with them. You could - but that does not mean you should...
Peter approached the pretty girl with intent; he was ready to wow her with his extensive knowledge of hand-to-hand combat and home addresses of porn stars, but he hesitated and reselected different subject matter. Peter considered Jurrasic Park and chose a different path...
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