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A synonym to perfect and flawless in every way possible, many aspire to be this much of a man!
For new managers we should use the Jurgen standard for all the applicants!
1.An intellegent guy that always gets the most beautiful woman at social events, he is well dressed and everyone seems to want to be associated with him.
2. Gods gift to woman.
1."dammit Josh, That Mark has changed alot since primary school. Hes become a real Jurgen"
2. "Stacy had sex with David last night, she says he might be a Jurgen"
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hottest guy in the world .dark hair and dark eyes, has a huge dick, gets with the prettiest girls, has a great personality,perfect smile,funny,and he's really chill but probably smokes some pot, he's the most perfect boyfriend ever. he is also great in bed and knows how to play with your titties and pussy.
gods gift tom women
i wish i was a jurgen
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Jurgens's are usually blessed with a permanently semi-erect penis, also referred to as an "uzzi". They known to be successful businessmen.
"Had an incredible night in bed with Chad last night, he is definitely a Jurgens."
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A funny little man who likes to drink scotch and get his groove on.
Has incredible dance moves.
I wish I could bust a move like Jurgen.
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My boyfriend just broke up with me so I'm going out dancing with my Jurgen!
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A sample of pretentiously overwrought sonic ambivalence, with minimal redeeming features, defined by it's use of mathematical lunacy and anti harmonic faggotry typical of the Contemporary Academic Musical establishment.
David Power: That Jurgenism piece due Tuesday is a load of bollox. When do we get to make real music.
Chris: I did 12 of them not sure which one to hand in.
David Power: I did 13 of them, might make a random piece generator to choose one.
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