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Basically sums up the scene seen in every movie, tv show,comic book, novel etc. Where two characters have obvious chemistry but are skating around the idea of sex.
"We get along pretty well Mark."-Linda
"I agree Linda."- Mark
Stare into each others eyes.
"Just fuck already!!!!!!"-everyone watching
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When two people keep talking to eachother in heated conversations or like they love eachother, this phrase applies to both extremes.
You(as the 3rd part) use it sarcastically for people that hate eachother but still engage eachothers conversation or company.
Or it can be used as a more vulgar version of "Get a room" for couples that are showing a lot of PDA.
People that hate eachother:
K: Fuck you, i hate you!
T: No, Fuck you bitch. I hate you!
*6 Months later*
K: Fuck you, i hate you!
T: No, Fuck you bitch. I hate you!
J: Holy shit! Its been 6 months, just fuck already!
People that like eachother:
Z: Your eyes look beautiful in the sun, i just want to grab you and hold you right now.
D: MMM, hold me Z and tell me more.
J: OH GOD... Just fuck already, jeez i need new friends.
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What a girl says during sex when needy
Adrian: *rubs her left breast*
Lily: *moans* Just fuck me already. I need your big cock!
Adrian: *pushes in and starts roughly thrusting*
Lily: OMG!!!! HARDER!! YEEESSS HARDER!!!
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No seriously. This is a reference to Breaking Bad season 1 episode 4, when Walter Junior, upset and in turmoil over his father's lung cancer diagnosis, outrages at his farther's hopelessness. His mother, Skyler White, is visibly distraught and in shock. Walter White, his father, is facially ambiguous, but I suggest that he is turned on by the unexpected lash out. The abruptness and out-of-pocketness makes this one of the funniest lines in Breaking Bad, nay, in American television.
The writers could well have ended the entire TV show by having Walter White die right then and there and rolling the credits. In fact, this would have been a totally viable ending to a long-winded story and would have prevented the rise of the crack-addicted, mentally unstable Breaking Bad community. Just imagine a world free from crack-heads yelling "JESSE WAKE UP" in public.
The phrase is most often unintentionally used by rage-quitting gamers; specifically, Minecraft zealots when they have two hearts, no shield, and three skeletons are raping them. The phrase also features in many political debates when the opposition runs out of rebuttals and resorts to crude insults, because, after all, this is the best way to assert yourself in discourse.
*3000-word assignment exists*
Professor: "You already have a lenient 5-day period to complete the short-release assignment. However, given the astounding number of simple extensions, we have decided to provide a 2-day blanket extension."
Students: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
You: *empty a Vietnamese War amount of bug spray on a cockroach*
Cockroach: *moves*
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
Osama bin Laden: *becomes the most elusive terrorist leader in history*
Americans: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
Stranger approaching you with a clipboard and optimism: "How do you feel ab-"
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
*waiter places your food in front of you*
Waiter: "Enjoy!"
You: *accidentally* "You too."
Waiter: *eats your food*
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"