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An ambiguous measurement used for things like recipes or adjusting pictures on the wall. It is usually understood by others just how much the amount is.
"Can you scoot over just a tit?"
"I think it needs a tit more lemon."
"Move it right just a tit."
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1. A girl whose only reedeming quality is her big chest,
2. A girl who guys only see with boob goggles
Yo Brad did u see that girl. Yea man she's a just tits girl.
Yo Sam Fiona is definitely a just-tits girl. Yea im gonna need my boob goggles to help me
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A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".
Except with a lot more awesome.
Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.
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Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"
Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"
Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"
Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"
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What a cute southern farmer's daughter gently remonstrates to a lustful stud who's having touchy-feely fun wif her delectable warm soft naked self in da hayloft.
Blinky-eyed buxom chick, giggling a bit after her new guy has made her velvety-smooth DD-cup chest-pillowz absolutely numb and tingly-nippled from his having thirstingly suckled and kneaded them in his big hands for fifteen minutes straight: Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!
Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.
Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.