The Mon(k)ey

when you feel empty inside and you go outside and spend money on things you don't need

you experience a short lived rush or high only to be followed by regret, shock, disgust. similar to drug use and addiction. the brain's stimuli are the same.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.

k mon

Your annoyed so you try ending the conversation by saying "k mon".

Girlfriend, "I'm ready for the baby". You say "K mon". Girlfriend "What????". You leave her on delivered.