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K-Fee

The German Coffee drink that boosts your day! :D

also advertised with Scary commercials!

"Ha Ha I scared the crap outta him with that K-Fee Commercial"

by K-fee zombie Guy July 18, 2007

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K-fee

Ever been so wide awake? An energy coffee drink that is ready to repair your day, and caffeinate you to the MAXIMUM!

"K-fee Turbodrink now has a new formula that is ready to repair your day, and caffeinate you to the MAXIMUM!"
-Narrator 2020

by zoombcake March 27, 2021

128๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


k-fee

A type of beverage sold by k-fee AG, a company in Berlin, Germany, but also by k-fee US inc. in Florida. It is sold as an energy drink, as gum, and also a type of latte. The most surprising thing is the commercials, which contain screamers. It shows a random video, until either a gargoyle or a zombie pops up at the end and screams. The most famous one is the "k-fee auto", which shows a white car driving down a grassy valley with relaxing music playing, until the car dissapears behind a tree and the zombie pops up and screams, followed by the slogan, "So wach warst du noch nie." (Translated: "You've never been so awake")

What is up with the commercials for this drink called "k-fee"?! They scared the hell out of me! Especially the one with the car!

by Fire_Starter April 13, 2008

43๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


K-fee

To scare someone by screaming loudly and jumping at them. Originating from the commercials that promote the product of the same name.

My brother tries to k-fee every time I watch k-fee screamers. I guess I would call it a double k-fee.

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 16, 2019

248๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


k-fee

a coffee drink company located in germany that is known for their commercials containing jumpscares in the 90s/2000s, and was brought back to life by devin millar in the form of modern commercials in the 2010s/2020s.

"ever been so wide awake? k-fee caned caffeine with coffee"
-whispering child

by psychicgoat April 15, 2021

18๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


K-fee

An old series of coffee flavored energy drink commercials featuring, โ€œscreamersโ€, which show a relaxing scene that gets abruptly interrupted by a zombie or a gargoyle while screaming, which could potentially scare the viewer. This concept is to demonstrate the effects of their products.

In 2019, the ads brought back by a YouTube user named Finder Lurker. But unlike the original commercials, which had zombies and gargoyles as the creatures jumping up, the creature that pops up is now a demonic ghost-like trans woman. These โ€œmodernโ€ advertisements have not been proven to be official and still remain a mystery among fans of the ads.

Person 1: Have you seen the new K-fee ads?

Person 2: Yeah, theyโ€™re scary! I couldnโ€™t sleep for a whole week!

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 15, 2019

223๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


K-fee

An old series of coffee flavored energy drink commercials featuring, โ€œscreamersโ€, which show a relaxing scene that gets abruptly interrupted by a zombie or a gargoyle while screaming, which could potentially scare the viewer. This concept is to demonstrate the effects of their products.

In 2019, the ads brought back by a YouTube user named Finder Lurker. But unlike the original commercials, which had zombies and gargoyles as the creatures jumping up, the creature that pops up is now a demonic ghost-like trans woman. These โ€œmodernโ€ advertisements have not been proven to be official and still remain a mystery among fans of the ads.

Person 1: Have you seen the new K-fee ads?

Person 2: Yeah, theyโ€™re scary! I couldnโ€™t sleep for a whole week!

by SunFlow3 March 21, 2021

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž