killed a badger

To pass gas or or other wise shit your pants.
To clear a room or vechile.
To end a dive suddenly.

Smells like he killed a badger.
Had to pull over a get out of the car, because Matt KILLED A BADGER.
Look someone killed a badger in there drysuit under wear and left it on the shore.

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The Road-kill Badger

A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.

One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.

Last night me and my girl spent all night doing the Road-kill Badger