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King Kelly

Brand name of kick-ass orange marmalade which is available at grocery stores in most parts of the US. I'm talkin/bout the Grey Poupon of jellies and jams.
It sits well on a Ritz, cracka.
(I know it do, nigga.)

"Please pass me the KING KELLY while my wheat toast is still warm."
"Excuse me, but would you happen to have any KING KELLY?"

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

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