Kali-Ma

1. Hindi for Mother Kali, the Hindu Goddess of Time and Change.

2. An alias of Apocalypse, the immortal mutant warlord found in Marvel Comics.

3. The effect that an Indian ex-wife has on your credit after co-signing on a car with her. Also the effect on your heart when she leaves you. A reference to the famous scene in "Indiana Jones And The Temple of Doom" where Mola Ram tears out a man's heart.

1. Devotees of Kali also refer to her as "Kali-Ma".

2. During "The Fall of the Mutants" storyline Apocalypse revealed he was in fact thousands of years old and he has been worshiped as numerous entities, including Set and Kali-Ma.

3. Man 1: "Did you hear what happened to Steve?"

Man 2: "Nah man what?"

Man 1: His wife Shivanni left him awhile back, took the car and hasn't paid on it."

Man 2: "Nigga! Steve got Kali-Ma'd!"

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Kali Ma Shakti de

1. Invoking the spiritual power of Kali, the Hindu goddess of creation, preservation, destruction, fear and death. It is referred to a quote in the movie "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom".

2. A common formula to repel mosquitoes.

"Kali Ma Shakti de"

1. Doesn't work.

2. Works quite well. Always better when used with karate moves. Please try it and report to us.

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Kali Ma Shakti De

Literally "Mother Kali, give me Strength!"

Repeated as a mantra by the creepy priest Mola Ram in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, who thrusts his fist into people's chests and pulls out their still beating hearts before tossing them into giant lava pits.

Kali is also venerated in real life Hinduism as a death goddess, though generally not as the murderous cult depicted in the movie. Kali is also regarded as a deity of eternal energy, annihilation, time and change.

Mola Ram: Kali Ma Shakti De!
Short Round: He no nuts, he's crazy!

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