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Kalven

Kalven is a person who can make your day whenever you're down. a person who is not a cheater and is completely faithful to the person he loves. he's committed and driven. he's the type of guy who wants to live life to the fullest. he may lose his temper easily and can't be all too understanding but it's his only defense mechanism. he's loud. and freakishly AMAZING. he 's wild and really fun to be around. he's the type of guy that all the girls want. a chick magnet. also annoyingly happy and hyper, in a good way. simply just a kalven. often has a small butt also.

Bro' i wish i was a Kalven, that would be the sexiest shit ever.
Man Katey the perfect guy for me would be like a Kalven.

by bubbahlove29 January 10, 2012

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[Kalven Crockford]

(adj.) A sped. An outcast. This person is often linked to the fairytale Repunsal. One one person loves then. This person is cool, but still a huge retard.

You are such a Kalven Crockford

by Deejay2260 August 27, 2008


kalven swank

coolest dude you'll ever met

he's such a kalven swank.

by gxmeover July 29, 2023


Kalven

kalven is not a word

You are such a kalven

by kalvenchan123455 May 7, 2018


Kalven

A person who is awake and not sleeping under a grey blanket in mexico

Kalven is awake

by Cottosalamidragon October 27, 2021