Kamal's Law

The law that usurps all laws for a moment in time. This law is used to perfect ones well-being by any means, even if one has to disregard all other laws humans have in existence. Reason, logic and morals are no longer necessary while Kamal's Law is in effect. Kamal's Law has no definite duration period but consequences will vary. Use at your own risk.

Bill tells Ted that he's hungry and has been fired from his last job. Ted replies, "Well Bill, as Kamal's Law states, he who doesn't giveth a fuck may do upon himself a multitude of goodness as long as he shan't be caught. So, go steal some grub Bill and remember to party on dude."

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