Kang Bang

When you get completely fucked over by the most unpredictable guy in the world. Can be general bad luck in the room, or just getting joked on by someone really really bad.

"Why is he crying?
He got kang banged."

"I still have no girlfriend fuck being kang banged."

"Damn he is on top of Tony right now! Should we help Tony out?
No man I don't want to end up getting Kang Banged too!"

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Kang Bang

A young female who always finds a way to creep up your best-friends list; mental breakdowns, stress-eating and the possible occurrence of a cheeky yacht party; usually has a crush on people starting with a J.

1. "No way! Is that the Kang Bang?"
2. "You just missed the Kang Bang's mental breakdown!"

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Kang Banged

Drinking 7 IPAs followed closely by Benadryl.

Man, after falling into those stinging nettles and drinking all those IPAs he took some Benadryl and got straight KANG BANGED.