kanga

To Hop up on the toilet seat and squat like a Kangaroo when taking a dump. Often done out of fear of catching a VD of the toilet seat. Please note the two definitions provided by James Brick and PaddyM are actually incorrect and are discribing a Reverse Kanga, a witty practical joke that will keep your friends amused for hours)

Shit this crapper looks dirty, i better go the kanga.

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kanga

money, moola, cash, currency. Used amongst tradespeople in Melbourne, Oz.

"hey benny, you got my kanga?"

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kanga

a prison guard

Hey, any kangas dish you out any damage?

kanga

When someone (usually of chinese extraction) stands / squats on the toilet seat itself when they are taking a shit.

"Someone broke the toilet seat, they must have been doing a kanga"

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kanga

Similar to a "fupa", but much larger. It orginates from "kangaroo." A kangaroo has that pouch in front to carry the joey.

That girl/guy has a huge kanga!

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kanga

1. to do a reversie
2. 'bad' distribution in 500

1. "Fuck Robbielard, that kanga is damned nasty. Brat's gone in there and eaten it, the turd burglar he is," Wobs exclaimed.
2. "FFS, i've got a fucken kanga," muttered Von as his assbled from a metaphorical anal raping.

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kanga

When a person sits on the toilet seat backwards and aims to land his shit on the side of the bowl. Leaving a whole shit sitting there.

That kanga was poor, the shit slid into the water

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