Kansas Slip n' Slide

When two men strip butt-ass naked and lather themselves in baby oil, and slicking the floor of the living room with vegetable oil. Both lads scurry and clamber to reach the next "room", pushing each other to make the other slip. The loser of the race has to give the winner oral sex.

"It's too cold out today. What should we do?" "We should do the Kansas Slip n' Slide!" "Sure!"