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When tugs_snazzy has sex with his friends tugs_thug they are a gay couple that fucks all the fucking time.
Snazzy wants to fuck thugs
Snazzy wants to fuck thugs therefore there’s the Kansas steamer
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Ginormous amount of odorous, foul smelling shit.
Hey Maynard! Brad said he lost 3 pounds when
he dropped a huge stinky KANSAS CITY STEAMER
in the toilet!!!
A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.
named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.
next round of kansas city steamers is on me!