kansas twister

Kansas twister is a rare phenomenon where an entire family (immediate or extended), plays a very sexually charged game of twister in the nude.

Larry: "oh, man! I just had the best game of kansas twister!"

Dave: "I'm calling the authorities."

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Kansas City Twister

To spin a flaccid penis in a circular motion almost like a helicopter.

Hey fam have you tried the Kansas City Twister recently, I heard it makes you cum a lot farther if you do it before stroking your stick!

Kansas Knuckle Twister

To rapidly twist your wrist while fisting someone's ass. With enough kansas knuckle twisters an anus will begin to resemble that of the goatse.cx guy.

Becky's anus expanded to 3 times its orginal size after an intensive kansas knuckle twister session.

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