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The complete lack of having sex.
The only sex I've had since my divorce is Kat sex. It's been three years! Thanks Koesters.
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The act of freezing your cock in liquid nitrogen, breaking off a piece, and giving it to your partner to suck on. This is a one time use.
"Well, honey, today's my last day to live. Wanna try the Kit Kat Bar (sex move)?"
"*CRUNCH* hahahahaha it's numb so I can't feel it hahahahaha"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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