Katz Special

A highly unique dating situation. It involves a man showing a woman a fantastic night out on the town and bringing her back to his place where he proceeds to go down on her. After a time, the man reaches for a condom but is met with an exasperated question from the woman as to why he still uses condoms. Armed with the knowledge that this woman obviously doesn't use condoms and is very likely loaded with STDs, the man resumes eating her out. Once the woman climaxes, she gets dressed and leaves.

Kevin: "Hey Joe - any word on how Dave's date went last night? I know he was really looking forward to it."

Joe: "Not good Kev. Not good. The dude played all his cards right, like a true pro, but the girl still played him like a fiddle. It ended up just being another Katz Special."

Kevin: "Damn man that's awful. He'll bounce back though. Guy's a champ."

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