Kayleigh Tree

Kayleigh Tree is a cool chick. She’s very chill but she has very serious daddy issues. Her daddy issues are so bad that her boyfriend is the closest thing she has to a daddy. Kayleigh is very short and has very long toes. She spends her free time watching the TV show Euphoria or crushing on Zendaya. She also spends her free time hanging out with her boyfriend and they ‘watch’ movies together. Kayleigh also has potty issues as she averages 0.8 poops a week. Kayleigh is lactose intolerant so if she has any dairy then she will torment her toilet with her smelly shits and farts.

Person 1: Is that Kayleigh Tree?
Person 2: No, that’s a troll.
Person 1: Oh sorry, they look very similar.