ke$ha shower

Form of "bathing" when you are not able to shower for some reason. Using deodorant and cologne to disguise the fact that you did not shower

"Dude, you look like a mess."
"I woke up late and had to ke$ha shower."

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ke$ha shower

when you really need to take a shower, but are running late so simply spray yourself with excess volumes of perfume/aftershave/deodorant and hope no one will notice.

'whoa man you reek of cheap cologne!'
'yeah, i woke up late so only had time for a ke$ha shower'

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Ke$ha shower

When one baths in vodka and glitter either before or after going to a club.

Hey gurl! Ready for the club?-Bonquiqui
Yeah gurl, just gotta take a Ke$ha shower

for the guys!-Monika

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