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an anthropological movement where the development of religion, literature and law are all centered around the use of skewers, meat and other items related to the making of an kebab. Most notable phenomenon of the movement include the rise of the Kebab VooDooism, prevalent use of the words 'yogurt' and 'chili' in legal document to signify importance and replacement of nearly a tenth of the Turkish vocabulary by the word Kebab. The movement is still ongoing.
Applications of Kebabism:
When ordering food, 'I will have kebab (tea), a small kebab (prawn salad) and a kebab (Kebab) please'
It's extremely chili to maintain patient confidentiality
Take the holy shish, the spirit of the kebab will show you the way
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Something to do with kebab and masturbating at the same time
My friend said hes the lord of kebab and masturbating. Kebabating
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Verb 1: to overuse, overplay, destroy, crush, ruin, deface
Verb 2: to loosen/wreck a girl's pussy as a result of hardcore sex/fucking/smashing
1. I've really kebabbed that song, Seek Bromance
2. He must really kebab her especially as they've been spending a lot of time alone recently.
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The act of rotating your body slowly around a heat source in cold weather, in particular mushroom heaters, in order to get an even distribution of warmth across the body.
Kate: Hey John what are you doing man?
John: Im kebabbing, my back is burning but Im freezing my tits off
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It is a food originated in the Middle East and South Asia consisting primarily of roasted meat. Kebab is also available in many other parts of the world. Due to its place of origin, the word also takes on a derogative meaning of "Muslim" in general.
You can find kebabs (Muslims) selling kebabs (food) in the alley near the mall.
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1. Obscure meat product in pitta bread, accompanied by salad and chilli
2. Female Genitalia
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Staple diet of pissheads
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To hunt down and capture a wild Kebab in a group consisting of two or more fellow Kebabbers and a Jaccrington. Usually sighted on Friday and Saturday nights, the Wild Kebabs are a British delicacy that takes extreme skill and sharp wit to locate, track and finally capture for consumption.
WARNING - Kebabbing is not for the feint of heart, as side effects could be quite severe, including symptoms such as obesity, high cholesterol and diarrhea.
After a night out, a group may decide that they are hungry and wish to venture out in an urban area to locate food. On the journey, said group may come across a Wild Kebab, capture it and eat it. These Kebabs are usually located in larger groups around chippies and fast food take aways. Once the Kebab has been consumed, then the mission of Kebabbing is complete and the participants can return home.
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