Kelso

1. An abbreviation for Michael Kelso, a character from the FOX sitcom That '70s Show.

2. An extremely dim-witted person, often male.

1. Kelso burned down the Point Place Police Academy.

2. That guy is such a kelso! He just tripped over his own feet.

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Kelso

The highest level of sexyness you can acheive .... to be a sexy beats a pwn everyone at the act of being sexy

Kelly has alot of kelso, he must be really sexy

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Kelso

A nickname given to someone when they behave extremely stupidly like Michael Kelso, a character from the FOX sitcom that 70's show.

Me: " You just skipped YOURSELF on your own blunt"

You: " Really?"

Me: " Stop being such a Kelso"

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Kelso

Someone with extreme stupidity powers/lack of brain.

You know you're a Kelso when you have an incident in the cafeteria which causes your friends to call you "Tater Nuts".

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Kelso

A unit of measurement used to determine the sexual willingness of a random partner. Often referred to in the context of a verb, a 'Kelso' is equivalent to a full measure. A half-Kelso would suggest that an experience has been only somewhat satisfying. Example: She sucks, but does not swallow, she is only 'Half a Kelso', She enjoys one or more digits inserted into her anus but is not a fan of full penis penetration up the pooper, she is only 'Half a Kelso'. Alternatively, if the sexual experience can be likened to a hardcore porn movie, you would use the verb to describe the situation of having gone all 'Kelso' on her ass.

What was she like? On a scale of Zero to Kelso?

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kelso

hipster term for weird.

It was kinda kelso bumping into him like that!

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kelsoe

You Fucking spelt it wrong it's Kelsie

Hi Kelsoe. go sort your life out it's spelt kelsie.