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The act of taking an attractive man and mentally picturing he has no junk in his trunk.
Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.)
You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there.
Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.
Ya, he is attractive, but he is my best friend's ex so I have been ken dolling him since them and always will. He has no D in my mind because he has been ken dolled
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When bruhsend you da dick pic but you can't see much and you forward it to all your friends #siphoes
Giiiiiirl, he ain't packin. He a Ken doll.
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1) A meek or mild mannered man; a wuss, acting like you have no balls; no guts; no spine.
2) A poorly hung male remenicent of a Ken doll.
3) A male, overly attactive or primped, superficial, possibly straight, gay, bi or metrosexual. Also remenicent of a Ken Doll.
1) Clay is such a wuss that he never takes any risks or stands up for himself. What a Ken Doll.
Howard Stern admits he's hung like a Ken Doll
3) David Hasslehoff is an over the hill Ken Doll.
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The way that a nude painting is painted in that the subject has no genitalia.
Refers to the fact that the Ken doll is not anatomically correct.
You can paint a nude portrait of me, as long as you don't give me the Ken Doll.
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Overly orange tool that works at the gym. Uses an entire bottle of gel in his hair each morning and has no sense of humor. He makes triple digits and the gym is his life. He pretty much runs the joint... he just has to double check with his manager before he makes any major decisions.
Ken doll your fake tan is blinding me.
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A very handsome male, who is very straight and hot/fit/gorgeous, very loyal to his gf/partner, lives having fun and will do anything for someone who would do the same. He won't hurt a fly untill it hurts him.
Libby: How was your date last night.
Izzabel: So good he was such a ken doll
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An extremely handsome man, who upon closer inspection is determined to be superficial, and shallow or "plastic" as well as having significantly smaller than normal or virtually nonexistent (male)genitalia.
Alice: Hey, how was the date with the Cop?
Jenny: Awful. Total Ken Doll. Don't waste the pretty, baby.
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