The kingdom of god where 'the swan' is the church. Little village within fife where the flag is a symbol of a bottle of buckfast and weed.
'Hen' and 'oh ya whore' are common phrases within the area.
In order ti communication wi locals ye mst speek n tawk lyk this.
Hiya hen how ye dain?
Oh ya whore that wiz sair!
im ard. Am fi kennoway