Kent Rock

Kent Rock is a man of great honor and renown. Kent Rock is a warrior, and he is not afraid to back down from a fight, even from a pegging. Although Kent Rock lives a normal life, he wishes for something more like meeting aliens or getting into a fight club. Kent Rock is a rare name that is a mixture of Clark Kent's Superman (Kent) and Rock Music (Rock). However, a name like Kent Rock comes with getting used to being told that a Kent Rock, Can't Rock.

Abignail: Kent Rock is such a cool guy he can do anything.

John: Except for one thing.
Abignail: Whats that?
John: He Can't Rock.