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Kentucky Blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex while simultaneously defecating. After defecating, the individual performing the oral sex then engages the defecator in anal-oral sex, effectively removing any residual feces.

I haven't taken a better shit since that Kentucky Blumpkin.

by Suckthisbitch March 15, 2010

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Kentucky Fried Blumpkin

Eating a bucket of KFC while receiving a Blumpkin.

Being the model of efficiency, Heather decided to give him a Kentucky Fried Blumpkin, thereby killing 3 birds with one stone... Food, sex and shat.

by Thunderwulf June 20, 2005

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