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Kentucky Meat is ground up pork meat and oats. Also Called Goetta, this peasant food can only be found in the Greater Cincinnati area, where the fried breakfast patties are served nearly everywhere. At many breakfast dives in northern Kentucky, people call Goetta "Kentucky Meat."
Trucker: "I think i will try the Goetta, I've never heard of it before."
Waitress: "You can't beat that Kentucky meat, and you sure cant get it past the border."
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When you are having sexual encounters with multiple rednecks and they pour chicken grease all over your naked body and start to rub their erect dongs all over you.
She smelt of penis and chicken after her first Kentucky Meat Shower last night
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When you use a hotdog as a dildo on a chick, then push hard on her ponch and fire it across the room to get it out.
We didn't have any toys or nuthin, so we used a Kentucky Meat Missile. That son of bitch went clean across to the living room.
A strange incident on March 3rd 1876 in Kentucky, meat fell from the sky for several minutes. Some said it tasted like beef but a doctor said it could be lung tissue from either a horse or a human infant.
Why did they taste the meat from the kentucky meat shower?
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When you dick-slap your second cousin in the face with your dirty hillbilly penis.
"Dude I gave my cousin Jessica a Kentucky Meat Show last night"
"That's fucking nasty dude what the fuck"
When your female cousin sits on your face and overlaps her meat flaps across each of your cheeks. She then rides your face until she sprays all over it.
"Rachel gave me another Kentucky Meat Shower in the bathroom at the family reunion again this year. It's quickly becoming my favorite family tradition."
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When someone defecates on the penis of a sibling or cousin while getting anally penetrated, then the penis is extracted and the fecal matter is flicked off the penis onto the face of the receiver.
I gave Joanna a Kentucky Meat Shower last night after the drive in movie. I snapped a picture and sent it to my aunt, which happens to be her mother.
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