Kentucky Timeout

(n) - a brief (but potentially elongated) period of time spent in the restroom after a large meal and/or alcohol when one is physically confused, nauseated, or lethargic as to whether one needs to vomit or defecate. ... or both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stephanie wasn't sure if it was the Poncho Villa Brian brought or the six pounds of Buffalo Wild Wings Kelly brought, but she was sure of one thing: Stephanie needed to take a Kentucky Timeout.