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When the toilet bowl is too small and you have to tuck your Dick and balls in to make them fit. Risking pooping on your balls.
Yo, the toilet on the airplane is soo small I had to do the Kentucky Tuck to get everything to fit
tucking the male anatomy underneath and in between legs in order to resemble the female anatomy.
The kentucky tuck is when a guy takes his balls and penis and tucks them underneath and in between his legs in order to make it appear as if he now has a vagina. At that point, the guy yells "check out my beav woooohoooo"
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When you get an erection in public, and must hide your weiner by flipping it up behind your belt.
Friend: Man, I have this annoying noticeable boner at church.
Me: Give it the ol' Kentucky Up Tuck!