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Kermit Slide

An event where a group of guys cover a slip and slide in lime jello and with a naked midget at the end. Common in fraternity initiations and gay pride events

Did you see that fraternity, The Quard, held a fund raiser buy doing Kermit Slides??? That was the gayest thing I had ever seen.

by Drite007 July 23, 2011

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kermit sewer slide

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

by Erofen April 20, 2017

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Kermit Sewer Slide

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.

*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

by RussianDumbass June 2, 2019

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kermit super slide

its technically suicide/kermit slip and slide but even more epicly done.

im gonna kermit super slide

by gamermcgamermcgay September 3, 2020


kermit sewer slide

a way to say "commit suicide" without actually saying it. why did you look this up? did you hear someone say or write it? you need help. plz visit a therapy office near you. if you dont know where one is, look it up on google and not urban dictionary. go get some help. like. now.

person1: im the smartest person in the world.

person2: kermit sewer slide.

by mayahawkesgf:) February 27, 2023

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Kermit Sewer Slide

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.

*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

by RussianDumbass June 2, 2019

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Kermit Sewer Slide

Okay, since you (no one) asked:
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, โ€œpresentsโ€ for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned โ€œtrackโ€ and โ€œslip โ€˜n slidesโ€ head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggyโ€™s brown eye.

It can be fun, but clean up after a Kermit Sewer Slide session can be brutalโ€ฆ and toxic.

by Darkheath September 6, 2021

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