kersh

Awesomeness , usually a polite charming but often sarcastic,witty gent with a great sense of humour. Makes ladies feel special and men feel inferior.
Does not originate from a murderous ancestoral background.
Can often be misunderstood with his sarcasm , the owner of this name would not mean to offend anybody with his sarcasm and wit... Unless that person was an ass

kersh

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kersh

2. to jizz in someone’s face in a cartoonish manner. This is unique from a money shot due to the sheer volume of jizz involved, the high amount of humiliation caused by the act, and/or the act’s general hilariousness

Slutty Girl: “That guy is so cute.”
Slutty Girl’s Friend: “Would you let him kersh?”

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kersh

1. to fail completely and spectacularly when the odds are stacked immeasurably in your favor. It should cause you tremendous personal embarrassment and make everyone hate you.

He had a 4-run lead in the 7th, but he kershed it when he gave up 5 runs and left a runner on base.

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kershed

verb. to be 'kershed' is to be within receipt of social security benefits or to be commonly known as 'fucked' - ultimately pertaining from the orig. source of cockney rhyming slang 'kershaw' ie. 'poor' - see 'po'' 'gypo' or even'giro scum'(a northern colloquialism) for further reference.

As in " It was such a terrible tragedy. He had so much much to give, but alas, he kershed his life away..."