Ketchup Water

The most vile and disgusting thing found on Earth. Often a result of laziness due to a lack of shaking a ketchup bottle before spewage onto a plate of fries or hamburger.

I would rather drink diarrhea vomited from your mother's ass after being fermented in a hippos vagina for 8000 years than ketchup water touch my fries.

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ketchup water

the undesirable liquid that collects inside your ketchup bottle if you leave it for a period of time.

dude: wow, these fries look great, but they'll be even better with ketchup!
*squeezes the bottle*
Fuck! Ketchup water!

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