Kevin Harvick Syndrome

1) A NASCAR driver who suffers from Kevin Harvick syndrome is typically a fetishist who wears garter belts under his clothes and allows his trophy wife to wear the firesuit in the family.

2) Any NASCAR driver that annunciates in pre-race interviews but talks like a testy little hick after he wrecks himself and blames it on someone else.

I have the points lead but I’ll fuck it up during the chase because I have Kevin Harvick syndrome.

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