key lime

A key lime is a small lime that Is normally used for key lime pie. It is also sour so be carefull.

They key lime is very sour do not eat it.

Key lime OG

Another slang for Weed 🌿

“Smoking Key lime OG
And this car got two seats

When I hopped out it dank

You can smell it on me

Handle that shit myself

I ain’t gone call police
Keep that bitch on a leash
Or keep that bitch from round from me” - Rico Nasty

key lime disease

Key lime disease, also known as Lyme ridiculosis, is an infectious disease caused by extreme narcissism and low intellect. Known to be debilitating, it affects the brain by restricting blood flow, and fully hardens the heart. The most common signs of infection are an expanding belief that everybody is coming to get you, that those who hurt you (even in insignificant ways) deserve severe harm, and the inability to not sweat the small stuff. Prevention includes: never eating limes, growing the f up, and spending time with psychiatric help. Self delusion is a hellofa drug.

Did she just say that? That's absolutely heinous! I'm no doctor, but she must have Key lime disease.

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key lime pie

Key lime. Infatuation that shouldn't exist.
Key lime Pie. Indulge and I am in your debt.
Key lime pie. Inspire me with foolish love.
Key lime pie, your green filling makes me inept.

Flaky crust is what I lust. Your fresh lime scent is a must.
Take me with coffee, never with tea. You're the pie that pleases me!
People gawk "Is that pie green?" Ask for a bite - "Fuck you, I'm mean."

Key lime pie - cheapest hooker I've ever had.
Key lime pie. Last slice gleaming, if you're out I'm mad.
Key lime pie. Poke fun and laugh and jest.
Key lime pie. Don't bother me, digest
key lime pie.

...we are the ones who have a fire inside...

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Key Lime Pie

Refers to the ovaries or vaginal passage. Usually smells like moldy limes.

An offensive term.

After all those tickle pickle fishes i did last night, i will NEVER look at my key lime pie the same way AGAIN.....!!!

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Key Lime Creampie

When you're bangin Taylor's mom missionary style and squirt lime juice in her eyes just before cumming inside her

Bro I totally gave Taylor's mom a Key Lime Creampie last night... She never saw it coming

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key lime pie

sneeze in a vagina while ejaculating in a girl's mouth.

see definition. key lime pie

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