When short people can get there revenge on the tall cunts for once
February 19th
"Whyd you kick me"
"Its Kick A Tall Day"
9π 1π
On October 25th, you can kick people over 5' 4" without any consequences
Person 1 (shorter than 5' 4"): Do you know what day it is?
Person 2 (Taller than 5'4"): No, what?
Person 1: National kick tall people day, where anyone shorter than 5'4 can kick people taller than 5'4!
Person 2: WHY
100π 9π
on november 23rd, you're allowed to kick anyone taller than 5'4 with no consequences.
person1: "hey, it's november 23rd <3"
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*
113π 26π
oh itβs national kick a tall person day iβm gonna kick you now
On October 30, it is time for the short friends to get their revenge. Start kicking every friend you have that is taller than you!
Short friend: *kicks tall friend*
Tall friend: "What was that for?"
Short friend: "It's 'kick your tall friend day'."
4π 1π
on november 27th, youβre allowed to kick anyone taller than 5β4 with no consequences.
person1: βhey, itβs november 27th <3β
person 2: βokay, and?β
person 1: βnational kick tall people dayβ
person 2: *runs*
3π 2π
literally kick tall people day again on May 4th because one anti-tall day wasn't enough πππͺ
me looking for the straights on kick tall people day pt 2: ππ€¨ππ΅οΈ