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kick dick

To be lazy and to not do anything useful or to do nothing at all

- What have you been doing today?
- Nuthin' just kickin' dick

He is too lazy all he does is just kick dick all day

by fkeller May 3, 2010

31๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kicked dick

An amped-up, testosterone (with a hint of estrogen) fueled version of "kicked ass". When an event, party, night out, etc. goes well beyond what would be conventionally expected or at all appropriate, taking it completely to the next level. In either a great, terrible or an utterly disturbing way.

Dude #1- That beerfest birthday pubcrawl yesterday totally "kicked dick".
Dude #2- Oh my God I know, if Richard Marx was alive he would totally write a song about it.
Dude #1- Wait, what? Hey, do you know how to get dead hooker smell out of a tuxedo?
Dude #2- Yeah, it's just like getting gum out, you have to rub more dead hooker on it.

by wizecracker October 6, 2016


kick dicks in

To dominate so thoroughly as to metaphorically kick in multiple dicks to the point of inversion.

Oh bitch, I kick dicks in!

by Abio del Spoon April 17, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


kicking dicks

Doing nothing.
Not doing anything useful.

This Iryna was just kicking dicks all day long instead of working.

by Jigurda12 February 17, 2016

5550๐Ÿ‘ 4026๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kick Dick

A term I invented back in 99
it means tha same thing as kick ass.
Also can be used in the past tense as in "that kicked dick"

Adam is walking into the sunset all badass
tha kid that Adam just helped fix his robocop action figure yells to him
KID:Hey mister, you kick ass
Adam stops, turns his head to him, and says
ADAM:"Your Wrong... I kick dick"
and Adam walks off with his badassitudeness

by Adam fukin Menendez March 4, 2007

52๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kick Dick

1.) A kick that was intended to strike the scrotum but slightly missed the intended target. Thus, the kicking foot impacts into the penis rather than the testicles.
2.) A violent move in which someone kicks someone else in the penis as a warning of where the next kick will strike.

Jennifer warned John that she would Kick Dick him if he didn't shut up.

by Jennifer22 October 18, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


kick dick november

the month where girls can get all the boys back for slap ass october

oi its kick dick november

by thatgurlyouneversee October 1, 2020