Kids to me

A person, or people, that display characteristics that are unappealing to be around. Regardless of the situation, Kids to me will always give you the feeling of "why the Fuck am I even around this person?!". Childishness, and ignorant thoughts and actions are an unavoidable symptom when a Kid to me is around.

Who the Fuck invited the Kids to me!?

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I want your kids in me

When a girl wants you to fuck her and dump your load in her

“Michael you’re so hot, I want your kids in me”

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Are you kidding me

A common American phrase for expressing disbelief.

Example:

"Dude, Ned Stark fucking dies."
"I haven't see the episode yet asshole. Are you kidding me?"

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You're kidding me!

A phrase to use when you refuse to believe something

Ashton: I just bought Apple Company!
Iman: ''You're Kidding Me!''

you've got to be kidding me

It can't be true. New Jersey

Used when someone is really surprised at something. For instance, when the bartender explains that they ran out of beer on tap on St. Patrick's Day, the response would be, "You've got to be kidding me!!"

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Are you fucking kidding me?

A statement of disbelief. Sometimes used to request clarification on a subject matter.

"The phone bill is $300?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" seriously?

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Are you fucking kidding me?

You will say this when you question what is asked or told to you in the most extreme way possible.

Usually you would say "are you kidding?" in a subtle way if your calm but when you become full on angry, angrier that Goku...; ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

basically...this can be said at any given time when someone asks you a favor, question, a "go do it" order.

Hey I forgot my bag at home can you drive 20 minutes over to drop it off

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Almost at the end of a Halo game, Iron being on..and everyone dies) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Power goes out when you are downloading super important shit) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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