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kike-a-cola

Coca-cola that is kosher for passover. Every year at Passover, the Coca-Cola Company manufactures Coca-Cola with sucrose instead of high-fructose corn syrup. It has a yellow cap, unlike regular Coke, which has a red cap.

It's available only a few weeks a year, for Jews who want to keep kosher for Passover. The Coca-Cola Company tries to keep it under wraps, as they don't seem to want to sell much of the stuff, but you know now.

It' better than regular Coke because it's thicker, has foamier bubbles, it burns when you swallow it and you can't taste the carbon.

Kike-a-cola is da bomb shizzle. Oy!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 15, 2008

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