A Kilgallon is a pre-metric measure of liquid (typically beer) which is equivalent to approximately 4000 quarts.
Fark my head is throbbing today. Must have drunk a Kilgallon of Dutch style Pilsner last night
Doing a kilgallon. He's a right Kilgallon
Knows everything about everything. Watch the kids they'll get kilgalloned
Ellen Kilgallon is a sufferer of Slapsmas which takes place Christmas day.
Aw don't wanna be an Ellen Kilgallon on Xmas day.